Whacky Poems

Today we read Shuffle, Shuffle, Rhyme, Chime and it's got lots of action poems, songs, and even some gross and whacky poems. The kids had a go at writing their own whacky or action poems.

Piper

Look in the river you will see
Seaweed, slime and many other things
Including the slime MONSTER...

Luke

So cool
Tatoine
At Hoth in Episode V there is a big fight
Ratical
Wars
At Bagobah Joda is there
Run for your life
Star Wars

Calum

Disgusting Poem

A poo sandwich with wee in it. With a cup of wee to wash it down your mouth.

(Ewwww, definitely whacky and gross!)

Sam

Slime

The slimy cake and the slimy pants and the slimy drink.

Jasmine

I am now in a cave of sadness
I await for my true love to save me
It's cold, wait the doors close
What is going on? Oh!
Just a bad dream.
Anyway, let's get back to the story
He finds me, he kisses me
Ahhh! Mummy!
Why am I kissing Mr Snuggle Buggles?

Joshua

Hide and Seek

I am now going to count to ten.
I am not ready.
One.
Stop! Stop!
Two.
St - Stop. Stop it.
Three.
I'm serious.
Four.
Ok. That's it.
Five.
Stop it! Stop it now.
Six.
I'm not playing.
Seven, eight, nine, ten. Ready or not, here I come!

Finn

Indiana Jones

Dum Da. Da. Da. Dum Da. Da. Da. Da
Dun Da. Da. Da. Da. Da. Da. Da Da.
Da. Da. Da.
(To the tune of the Indiana Jones theme song.)

Jacob

Indiana Jones

He gets squashed and no one knows.
He gets squashed and NO ONE KNOWS!

Britney and Gemma

Cat and Mouse

The cat ran around the house
Around, around to catch the mouse
She ran to the roof,
She ran to the ground,
She ran in the door and found a pound.

Nathan

Chiff chiff goes the little red train
Chiff chiff goes the little red train
Up the hill and away chiff chiff
Chiff goes the little red up the hill
And away in town.

DJ

I went to a poo shop
And I went to a poo
And I saw a poo!

Stephen

Watch out watch out
Your going to fall in a portal
Where?
It's underneath you.
Ohhhh, I see it. Now I'm going to panic.
Why?
That's why, it's huge!
AAAAHHHH! HELP ME!!!
Hey this is weird?
Why does every time I go inside this portal I come back and go back inside the portal?
That is weird.

Georgia

Up the Steep Creek

Ratel Batel Ratel Batel Ratel Batel Steek
Batel Ratel Batel Ratel Batel Ratel up the Steep Creek

Don't Copy Me

I was here to help you,
You were here to help me,
We're not here to copy.